Am I An Actor?

I'm an Oscar caliber actor ... in my own head. In the real world, I don't look like an actor, sound like an actor or act like an actor, but that doesn't mean I'm not an actor. I used to think that only certain people could be actors. But I've been around nearly 55 years and I know that most people go through life acting up a storm. Check out the guy sitting in front of you at the football game. The one that's "entertaining" you with his "knowledge" of football. The guy's acting like he's the coach. Or the woman who waits on you in the grocery store. She plays bored really well doesnt she? See. We're all actors.